👠The trouble your mom warned you about... but your dad would high-five you for. 😈✨🥧

🎀 I’m all about low-stress, 🍭high-fun visits that feel like a total breath of fresh air. 🌬🍃 Why deal with all the "small talk" and red tape of a regular date 🥂 I’m super easygoing,🍬 totally non-judgmental, and ready to be the absolute highlight of your afternoon! ✨👯♀ ✨ THE MENU ✨ The 15-Min Quick Visit: Short, sweet, and will leave you grinning for hours! ⚡😉🍭 The 30-Min Playdate: Just enough time to get into a little trouble and leave feeling like a million bucks! 🍒🔥 ✅🧼 HYGIENE IS A MUST: I show up fresh and clean, and I expect the same from you! 🚿✨ 🚫 NO VULGARITY: Explicit talk/texts are a huge turn-off.🙅🏼♀ Be respectful and polite in your first text 🎩. 🚫 NO INTERVIEWS: Read the ad! 💌 I don’t answer Q&A sessions or "what are you into" texts. 🤐 You will be ignored 😑and/or blocked🚫 ❌ NO PHOTOS: Dick pics, Dont want them, 🙅🏼♀ Dont need them!! = Instant Block. 🚫📸 ❌I DONT DO VIDEO: NO Facetime, NO Chat, 📹 NO videoing sessions so DO NOT ASK!!! 🚫 NO DRAMA: 💯Independent lady. No pimps.🪩 No police. 👮🏼♀No friends. 👫 ✅ PAYMENT: 💵 Cash, 📱 CashApp,💎 Chime, 💳 PayPal (Handled at the door!)! ‼ SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY ‼